the other day i saw this dude called fernando, searching for giant otters, on the tv. he wasn’t actually looking for them on or inside the telly, he was on a programme which was on at the time. he had been watching them( in real life not on the tv) for 4 years and would make strange noises to attract them.
they are bloody big, hence the name giant otters, they can grow upto 27 meters in length and they live mainly in the water but occasionally go on land to play darts and watch jazz bands.
their diet consists mainly of fish with sharp teeth but they’ve been known to eat gregg’s ham and cheese slices.
Those otters sound cool, I need to listen to more jazz, maybe I can invite them to hang out, I suck at pub games though!
I wouldn’t be able to go for dinner, allergic to fish, but then again if they ate crustaceans that would be fine. I like a bit of prawn.
Otters chilling by the seashore,
Won’t you give me a fake jazz score?
Let’s play darts and grow a few more inches,
Outwardly, and then go a-lynching.
I feel a song coming on…